His pubic hair was longer than his dick
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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