Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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