More tranny stories later!
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm at about main and main street
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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