why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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