You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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