I need help removing her.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I love you. Go after that dick
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