if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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