best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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