We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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