I just saw a hot homeless man
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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