My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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