if i can run in heels then i can drive
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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