When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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