All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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