Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
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We named our party play list daddy issues
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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