i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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