So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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