I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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