He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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