Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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