Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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