I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
3 2 1 whiskey
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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