I hate all girls vehemently.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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