I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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