just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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