how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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