Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Blood and glitter go together right?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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