Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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