help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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