She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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