I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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