Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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