they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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