i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
barbara walters just said penis...
there was a trapeze. enough said
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
This toilet bowl is my home.
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