Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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