did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You were trust falling into bushes
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
