Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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