i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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