is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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