everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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