when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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