I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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