Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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