super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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