Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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