now i know why i became what i already was.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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