Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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