Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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