Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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