I need help removing her.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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