the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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