did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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